I'm really happy for you that you took a gamble and had 7 days of safe and effective protection from a virus that killed zero out of 43,000 people in your clinical trial. Again, it's only due to you and your filthy bandana you wore for a year and a half that we don't have carts being pulled around our cities being filled with the corpses of plague victims.
FFS, I hope you clowns at least own Pfizer stock or something.
There's a lot to unpack here, but your final paragraph pretty much sums up your position.
You took a statistics class in college, therefore you can invalidate, discredit, and disprove a trial/study that involved over 43,000 people in the THIRD phase, lasted far longer than 7 days (Phase 3 was 6 months long; the doses ALONE were 21 days apart), was done across multiple facilities, and multiple nations.
Your repeated point of argument is a weird phrase about "dirty bandannas" which you have referenced multiple times. The phrase suggests you are a person who will do things wrong, and then complain that they don't work, kind of like using a wrench to pound a nail and calling the wrench defective when it won't work.
You are very obviously a keyboard genius who knows better than all the medical professionals involved in the study, and no amount of trial proof or statistical reality is going to convince you that all of the "research" you have personally done is useless. "Research" that doesn't even match up to a few seconds of a real scientist viewing the virus through an electron microscope.
It is kind of funny (in a sad way) that you sarcastically reference "carts of corpses" as if it is a ridiculous idea. You obviously weren't paying attention when hospital ERs were overflowing, bodies were leaving out the back door as much as the front, front line workers were working 80+ hours a week, morgues were at triple capacity, some cities were literally burying bodies in mass graves.
You miss those "minor" details about the pandemic, but your "research" tells you that all of the vax studies PLUS the ongoing validations in real-world use among hundreds of MILLIONS of people are wrong.
Welcome to the land of cognitive dissonance.
You are yet another poster child among millions.