A funky pup could possibly be the most earth shattering discovery of all time. They say on the seventh day god created the pup,it is a secret proccess passed down through generations how to acctualy obtain a pup. They deebeeezzz produced from one pup mated to one boneriffic sundown amp could destroy the entire asian continent with one three second burp,the magnets are made from a rare metal taken from the ufo found at the area 51 crash site and the cones are said to have the strength eqivalant of a foot thick diamond wall.If the first real pup could ever be found it is said to be the answer to stop all wars,hunger and bring the world to total peace. The original is said to have been found and hidden in a very secure place by former prezident bill clinton. Bill realized that just being within 10 feet a funky pup can send any woman into a screaming orgazm,when this was discovered bill realized that he could never out do the pup and hid it so well it has been missing for the last ten years........but since the election of our first black prez (only blacks can handle the pups,because us whites just dont possess the rhythem to even touch one with out dying).they say the search for the pup might return soon.