What if you woke up 1 morning and saw this......

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

probably just exit the house. buy a can of raid. return and blast them. then run like a girl.

 

[mokedaddy 5,000+ posts]

I'd get a blow torch.

a pair of pliers and a blow torch?

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

probably just exit the house. buy a can of raid. return and blast them. then run like a girl.

if he travels back to the house running like a girl then i'd be worried.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

You'd need a fly swatter on steroids

 

[quackhead 10+ year member]

thats funny. a couple of years ago I was sitting in my bathroom next to the bathtub and noticed 2 little fuzzy sticks resting on the edge of the drain....and a pile of fur in the bottom of the tub about 6 inches from the drain. I rolled up my thrifty nickel and touched the small pile, just as I was realizing there were tiny spiders all over the inside of my bathtub, the ***** jumped out of the drain and attacked the rolled up paper. I freaked out, slammed her against the wall and smashed all the ****ers I could see moving.....all the while trying to wipe my *** and git tha **** out of the room. I fuken hate spiders, man!

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

You'd need a fly swatter on steroids

hell after i'm done drinking tonite i'll just come by in the morning and piss on em..... nothing will live in that house for the next 5 years......

 

[iDesignBoxes 10+ year member]

thats funny. a couple of years ago I was sitting in my bathroom next to the bathtub and noticed 2 little fuzzy sticks resting on the edge of the drain....and a pile of fur in the bottom of the tub about 6 inches from the drain. I rolled up my thrifty nickel and touched the small pile, just as I was realizing there were tiny spiders all over the inside of my bathtub, the ***** jumped out of the drain and attacked the rolled up paper. I freaked out, slammed her against the wall and smashed all the ****ers I could see moving.....all the while trying to wipe my *** and git tha **** out of the room. I fuken hate spiders, man!

I LOL'ed with a mouth full of sunflower seeds, and then one slipped down my throat and I started choking.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Spiders dont bother me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Snakes on the other hand bring out my feminine side.

shut the f up, if you saw that youd shit ur pants.

 

[bds0688 10+ year member]

I would first soil myself, then raid the piss out of them. I would then follow up by a hardcore bug boming, and washing of all furniture. **** spiders and everything they stand for.

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

thats funny. a couple of years ago I was sitting in my bathroom next to the bathtub and noticed 2 little fuzzy sticks resting on the edge of the drain....and a pile of fur in the bottom of the tub about 6 inches from the drain. I rolled up my thrifty nickel and touched the small pile, just as I was realizing there were tiny spiders all over the inside of my bathtub, the ***** jumped out of the drain and attacked the rolled up paper. I freaked out, slammed her against the wall and smashed all the ****ers I could see moving.....all the while trying to wipe my *** and git tha **** out of the room. I fuken hate spiders, man!

Hahaha, that would ****.

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

thats funny. a couple of years ago I was sitting in my bathroom next to the bathtub and noticed 2 little fuzzy sticks resting on the edge of the drain....and a pile of fur in the bottom of the tub about 6 inches from the drain. I rolled up my thrifty nickel and touched the small pile, just as I was realizing there were tiny spiders all over the inside of my bathtub, the ***** jumped out of the drain and attacked the rolled up paper. I freaked out, slammed her against the wall and smashed all the ****ers I could see moving.....all the while trying to wipe my *** and git tha **** out of the room. I fuken hate spiders, man!

I actually lolled at this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

shop vac FTW

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

That would creep me the fuck out. I would probably make somebody else deal with it. Im a puss when it comes to spiders that big, and lots of little ones. That just makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

i would probably close my eyes and keep masturbating like i didnt see anything...

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

yea its not like you can just step on that big one, thatd be gross.