you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots I mean that is just some ****ED UP SHIT
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid ***** rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in *****es
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them *****es and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big *** bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
*****, you make my ****ing sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ****ing money
don't give me that shit.
Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your ***** *** has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those *****es.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, *****!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."
