What does Spider Monkey do?

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

He puts stickers on bananas:fyi:

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

He was the first monkey ever to go up in space and come back alive //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

drinks his own piss, duh!

 

[MyFartDontStink]

hes the mtv monkey

 

[memphis_vette 10+ year member]

he makes clothes for over weight women

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

he is the mokey picture on the "Johnny Chimpo" logo

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

He's a former Hollywood actor turned meth addict.

Starred in PROJECT X, & Dunston Checks In. He hasn't had any lead roles since, that's why he became depressed and turned to meth to help him cope.

 

[staypuff 10+ year member]

you silly shi ts..... i am very close friends with him and will tell you what he does for a living....

someone stated something about sitting in front of a computer.....

you are quite close with that one but not as close as you think........

you see it's not him that actually is sitting in front of the computer.....

although he's doing the typing.........

he's the helper monkey for a quadraplegic and the poor bastige had the bad luck to have a computer connected full time to the internet......

while he sits there unable to do anything SM types all this stuff out to his dismay........

imagine sitting and reading all these threads on this forum and unable to do anything but sit and watch in horror??????

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[savagebee 10+ year member]

^troof

 

[pl8er1 10+ year member]

He was once the monkey that was on friends. Now he is in retirement at the zoo. Since he was a star and has his own cash, he gets to play on the forum all day.

He makes fun of poor people because he made more in those first 2 years as a child monkey star than you will make in your whole life.

 

[TechnoViking 10+ year member]

He's my best friend, and he's my lover.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

He throws poop at suspicious onlookers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Don't get too close or you'll be cleaning sh.it of your face. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif winky face means troof.

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

throws banana peels at people, one of his victims is Cosmo Kramer...thats why he freaked out at the laugh factory.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Very interesting replies.