What do you do for telemarketers?

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

meh

The telemarketers never call my cell. But when ever Im at my parents house and those idiots call, I usually try to act Chinese or Spanish. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

if they ask for my dad i say "hold on one sec." and set the phone down and leave it. and then 5 minutes ask them who they want again and let it go fro about ten minutes and hang up.

or i ask "why do i need your services if im going to kill myself after i hang up this phone" lmao its funny to hear what they have to say after that.

lmfao

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

I ask them for there home number because I am busy and ill call em back later...when they say they cant give out there home number because they dont want me to call them at home I say now you know how I feel...click...gets em every time

I'm gonna try that.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

I do something like this...

Sometimes I have fun, and when they ask for Clint Waggoner, I ask if they want Clint Waggoner or Waggoner Clint. one is a decreped old Indian man, and the other is a ************ suffering from terrets. They usually don't know what to say. One time a guy made noises at ME, I was in shock, I had never had soeon do it to me, just me do it to them. I got a good laugh though because he sounded like a pot belly pigglet.

I take it someone found my thread a little unsatisfactory. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I worked at a telemarking company for 2 days. Your best thing to do is either hang up right away, say no thanks right away, or set down the phone and walk away from it. If you do that, then make sure you hang it up at least a few minutes later.

 

[Ricky616 10+ year member]

I hate telecarketers they call the house like every hour //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif each day i just click as soon as i know its a telemarketer

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I do something like this...

wooohoooo

I did that GIF

....now pay me sucka! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

Telemarketer: "Is Zach there?"

Me: "Oh, Im sorry, but he ran into some misfortune. Im not sure if I should tell you this, Im just his brother in law. Anyway, he had a break with reality, and ended up driving his truck off a bridge with his dogs inside, talking about going home to be with the Lord. Dont know how his wife and little girl are dealing with it, its pretty rough.....Anyway, what can I do for you?"

Telemarketer: CLICK

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

i ask for their home number. and tell them ill call them back when their at home eating dinner. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I signed up for that do not call me list and it seemed to work.

 

[Ko-B 10+ year member]

Fortunately I don't get telemarketing calls anymore since my number is now on the "Don't Call" list. But if I ever get another one I'll have to give one of these a try. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[Eldorado 5,000+ posts]

One time my brother played that Dahler Mahandi (sp) song for them and they called back and said can we listen to it again. No joke.

Im usually not rude but i try and screen those kinda calls so i dont have to talk to them.

Or push numbers on the phone, they can be really annoying

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

BTW, we're on the do not call list as well, but we still get a few here and there.

 

[SlimShady16 10+ year member]

my friend has the samuel jackson soundboard saved and he just puts the phone up to his comp. and goes with it. Pretty funny when they yell back.