What do you do for telemarketers?

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

I do something like this...

Sometimes I have fun, and when they ask for Clint Waggoner, I ask if they want Clint Waggoner or Waggoner Clint. one is a decreped old Indian man, and the other is a ************ suffering from terrets. They usually don't know what to say. One time a guy made noises at ME, I was in shock, I had never had soeon do it to me, just me do it to them. I got a good laugh though because he sounded like a pot belly pigglet.

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[twistedtrik 10+ year member]

I hand the phone to my 4 1/2 yr. old daughter. She loves to talk on the phone.

 

[Crown_amps]

i say im too busy worshipping satan and go tun on cradle of filth and place the phone to the speaker until they hang up in tears

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

lol if i KNOW that the number is a telemarketer, i do my chinese impression, and pick up like a chinese restaraunt... and get mad at them lol

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

if they ask for my dad i say "hold on one sec." and set the phone down and leave it. and then 5 minutes ask them who they want again and let it go fro about ten minutes and hang up.

or i ask "why do i need your services if im going to kill myself after i hang up this phone" lmao its funny to hear what they have to say after that.

 

[Chriscivic 10+ year member]

i almays mess with them, act chinese, don't know english,illegal immigrant, act like i am yelling at people while at talk to them, etc. wahtever i think of at the time lol

 

[Loudrango112 10+ year member]

Im a telemarketer you ****ers....

LOL but I dont call out, people call in to me and I place sales that way. So Im not calling anyone.

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

I dont have a phone...

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

I ask them for thier number so I can call them back

and interrupt theyre fvckin dinner

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Some fucking "survey" fuckers called my house the other night at like 8:45pm. My fiance was going apeshit on them....LOL

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

I ask them for thier number so I can call them backand interrupt theyre fvckin dinner

But it's already like 10am in india...

 

[spudracer326 10+ year member]

I ask them for there home number because I am busy and ill call em back later...when they say they cant give out there home number because they dont want me to call them at home I say now you know how I feel...click...gets em every time

 

[Blunt 10+ year member]

they call and ask for the woman i tell em she is busy witha mouthful of **** can i take a message lol

 

[InhumanAcura 5,000+ posts]

I ask them for there home number because I am busy and ill call em back later...when they say they cant give out there home number because they dont want me to call them at home I say now you know how I feel...click...gets em every time

okay, jerry...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I give them the # to our sheriff's dept.