So....... A moron in an SUV threatened to "put some holes in me" several times tonight. Doin' 26 in a 25 zone on my way to get gas when some prick in an SUV comes up on my bumper at a high rate of speed... had to be in the 40's of miles per hour. I watch the nose dive in my rear view as he gets on his brakes. He stays about a half car length or less behind me for a bit so I hit my brakes. This ***-clown darts around me into oncoming traffic, merges in front of me, missing my Jeep by inches, completely freaking me out. He stops at the next stop and I stay about 2 cars back from him... nobody between us. I throw up my hands as to say "what's wrong with you?" I see him shake his head no in his rear view. He takes off, I make a left into the gas station. I get out only to see him speeding through the parking lot of the bank across the street, coming back to me... oh Jesus, here we go. I grab a tool from my back seat just in case. He pulls behind me yells a bunch of crap and ask if I have a problem.... well hell yes I have a problem, you were up my *** like you wanted to taste my lunch then you almost ran me off the road. He said what are you going to do with that screwdriver? I said whatever is needed... you came to me, I don't know your intentions. He said several times he would put some holes in me. I said there was nothing stopping him.
He kept talking trash so I said, you were clearly in a hurry, don't let me keep you. He said his mom is in the hospital. I said the hospital is back the other way. He said she is in Jacksonville, I said that too, is back the other way...clearly you are lying and it is obvious you can't drive, I am going to go pay for my gas... trash talk, trash talk, trash talk I'll put some holes in you yada yada yada... the idiot parks!!! I am inside, paying for my gas, he comes in with his hand behind his back like he is reaching for a gun, still talking trash. I walk out, pump my gas and go to work. This **** calls my job and I am now sitting at home for the night. What did he tell my boss? He said a guy named Mike who drives a Jeep Cherokee just threatened me with a screwdriver. What a lying, no tipping ***-clown bottom feeding piece of dung. But the cool thing is, I got his tag number, called the police and they said they will be having a conversation with him for terroristic threatening. Mind you, I spent close to 4 minutes filling up my gas tank... he must have been real worried about his mom... in the hospital... in Jacksonville. He was still in the store when I left for work.