Were do you do your poo?

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

We divided up the stalls into 3 piss only, and 3 shit only stalls.

Yeah, we tried that...although what happens when someone comes in after downing half a case of Natty and decides to worship the porcelain god, and miss?

Such is the dilemma...

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

If I'm using a public restroom I want something to keep my mind off all the piss on the seat. Graffiti stall!

EDIT* To whoever that asked who does graffiti in the stalls. I know about 12 guys just in the Dayton area. They aren't gangstas (esp. not gangsta and 3/4) and there are a handfull of them that are REALLY REALLY good at it.

 

[Expy2000]

Whaaaa... someone started a poo thread without me?

muda fuka!

I do it in the handi-capped' stall and after i finish up, I then piss on the tolite seat..

Fuk the next person in line..

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

We did something awesome in our dorm. In each bathroom, there are 6 stalls, no urinals. We divided up the stalls into 3 piss only, and 3 shit only stalls. This way you don't have to worry about piss on the seats.
I usually use the one closest to the mirrors, so I can see people come in and do stupid shit while looking at theirselves in the mirror.

We did that as well. We have 3 stalls in our bathroom, the 2 closest to the door are the pissers (so if you are in a drunken haze you don't have to search around //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif), and the one farthest from the door is the shitter.

The neat thing is the shitter stall has windows that look out into the courtyard, and consequently the rooms on the other side of the courtyard. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif So now you can get a breath of fresh air from the great outdoors and be a voyeur all at the same time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

be a voyeur [while you are shitting\jerking] //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

nice. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

tis' the capper stall for me tho. i like to relax.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

nice. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
tis' the capper stall for me tho. i like to relax.

No jerking going on, sorry to burst your bubble. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[HOAX_1 10+ year member]

Your back yard, make sure you step over that leaf that seems out of place

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

^^ that was...retarded

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

Hopefully, I'll be getting into the honors dorm...private bathrooms.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Besides that...I go in the smaller stalls. I can't stand reaching so far just to get toilet paper in the handi-cap stalls.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[g30ffr3y 10+ year member]

since its the most popular thread...

i poo at work so i get paid for it... and i disinfect the entire toilet before

my *** gets anywhere near it...

 

[nikosbuddy 5,000+ posts]

^ lol, hell i wish we had disinfectant...we have *** gaskets....those little toilet protectors...the tissue paper thats between yur cheeks and dat der toilet....

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

^ lol, hell i wish we had disinfectant...we have *** gaskets....those little toilet protectors...the tissue paper thats between yur cheeks and dat der toilet....

Whenever I use those things I end up dropping it into the toilet or slipping off the seat. I just wipe down the seat for very long time.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[g30ffr3y 10+ year member]

there always seems to be some disinfectant in there so

i use it... otherwise i have some iso-alcohol that kills most

anything...

not that its dirty where i work... just that peoples *****

are dirty in general...

 

[formlua5150 10+ year member]

At school, I've only had to shit twice. Both times, it was late at night in te really weired building. The week after if happened the second time, The teachers all announce that 2 chicks had been dragged into that same bathroom and sexually assualted both times within a day of the times i was there. I thought it was kinda weird. They caught the guy I think.

I personally like shitting at work while on the clock. We have *** gaskets and the gay dude that works before us always has his boyfriend at work with him, so I use 3 or 4 of the *** gaskets just in case. The cleaning people don't come in friday-sunday and that bathroom gets pretty gross. sometimes in not even worth getting paid to do, i wait and poop on my own time.

 

[swaptrex 10+ year member]

i prefer the urenal......... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif