As a matter of fact, we here at the INS, in regard to your behavior, are creating a new card color. This new card will be peach in color, for two reasons.
1. To remind you of those poor peach trees that you mowed down.
2. To remind you of what this peach card stipulates. You are no longer allowed access to our fine American/Americanized pussy. Violation of said stipulation is considered a capital offense, and is punishable by death, requiring no trial.
You may apply to have Peach Card status upgraded to standard Green Card status after 5 years, at which time you will be required to pay $20,000 for us to file the paperwork.
Good day, and God Bless The U.S.A.