Watch out for a stripper named sarah...

[Haunz 10+ year member]

Anyways, anyone here have crazy bachelor party stories to share? lol.

are you drunk right now? what the fuck are you trying to tell us?

it must **** to be you..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

it must **** to be you..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

no. thats not what I was talking about. The way you typed those stories out made it hard to read....... A lil unclear.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

and where was this party ? leave the garadge door open and who knows who stole ur buds shit......... ?!?!?! close that shit or get out there and make the ***** get nakid for the neighbours to see.......
????

1st bachelor party at my place, my bud had knocked up my former GF and was getting married to her...we drank, shroomed, hit the bong, had a forest fire we poored gasoline on, and the most fun would have been mudding around the farm at 90mph..... we were 17-18-19 and had enough ***** we didn't worry about anything exept laughing our ***** off.......

had enough what?

next bachelor party was a few years later... Best friend is getting married and the only guys who bring GF's are cousins but don't even know eachother..... wtf? familly thing? the ***** I was engaged to didn't want the party but she was/is a stupid ***** so who cares...... the groom to be passed out and after being drawn on with marker and force fed whiskey locked himself in his car.... which we flipped upside down....

the stories I've heard from when my old man married my mom are much worse.....

..

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Oh snap

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

lol

 

[Haunz 10+ year member]

sorry, my bad... you can replace garadge with garage..... ***** with wh*re, and ***** with p*ssy.......

next time try to read between the lines

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

lol, and i would LMAO if you didnt call the cops... you have her contact info, i mean you did have to call and ask for her services... if you didnt file a police report, youre a douschetard.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

sorry, my bad... you can replace garadge with garage..... ***** with wh*re, and ***** with p*ssy.......
next time try to read between the lines

***** and ***** are the same amount of letters. Which one did I say.

And you didnt explain the rest.

close that shit or get out there and make the whore get nakid for the neighbours to see.......

what does one have to do with the other?

and

Why are you trying to be so hostile? haha.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

Thats nuts...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

hmm

 

[Haunz 10+ year member]

^ guy, it can only read one way... if ya can't figure out the rest.... sorry....

lets move on to people who have seen a groom puke infront of the bride.......