Watch out for a stripper named sarah...

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Ha. First bachelors party I've ever been to was last night. So, we're all chilling at the guys house. Of course, a bunch of drunk guys together means nothing but trouble, finally it was all solved by a stripper coming, or so we thought.

Well it was supposed to be a hot latina stripper, didnt happen, called another 2 or 3 places till we found one, she gets there and shes not hot, of course, and shes like 40 years old.... so I was ready to leave anyways. sooooo

I left about 15 minutes before she started her routine (it was already about 2:30 am and I had to go hiking at 8 this morning, plus the smoke was killing my eyes and throat) Long story short, she dances for about 15 minutes, says she needs to get something from her car, which was actually the bodyguards car, then she never comes back in.. they look outside and they're gone, with the money.

Well, Mr. Groom sobers up this morning and realizes his air compressor, a few air tools, cordless drill, and another guys 2 12" subs that WERE in his garage, are now gone. Lol. So, I gotta give them credit for realizing the fact that the 15+ guys will be too focused on ******* to go outside and see him loading stuff up in his truck, but still, its pretty messed up.

I think they have him though, I mean, they know it was him, a few of the drunk guys did recall seeing him putting stuff in his car, which they thought at the time were just his own supplies..

Anyways, anyone here have crazy bachelor party stories to share? lol.

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[Max_Power 10+ year member]

Pwned!!!

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

for realll. Now everyone is like, wtf, why the hell did we leave the garage open in the middle of the night when NO ONE is outside... haha.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

How did the bodyguard get into the garage? That sucks though.

edit: I see the answer now. Had the tab sitting open but never replied.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

sucks hardcore

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

like a bunch of dumbasses....i mean what "supplies" could a freakin strippers body guard need.... no one could tell what the stuff was getting put into the car?.....sorry but ur friends are morons

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

like a bunch of dumbasses....i mean what "supplies" could a freakin strippers body guard need.... no one could tell what the stuff was getting put into the car?.....sorry but ur friends are morons

from the house at that. meh.

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

**** thats ****ed up

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

id bang da shit outta that latina in the ava.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

How did the bodyguard get into the garage? That sucks though.

they left it open. worst part is he took his time....the drill had the battery attached, along with all the drill bits, the guy took the time to put all the drill bits in the box, take out the battery and put it in the box, put that in the car... drag a sub box and 2 12's out to his car, and then a ****in 4 foot tall air compressor, no clue how he fit it all in there, but he managed it... lol. They know where he works though, obviously since they called there.

It gets better, they only had 150 bucks to pay her... she said call the agency and tell them she didnt dance, they give her the 150, and we all win. Well, this morning when mr. groom calls up the agency to tell them wtf and he already filed a police report and whatnot the guy is like.. "She told us she didnt dance for you guys though, that you didnt have enough money" haha, busteeddddd. Dude told the owner about how her and the bodyguard pocketed the cash and that really got him going, so he said he would tell the guy give the shit back (since its putting a bad name on his business) or he was gonna give us his info and let the cops do their thing... just waiting to see what happens.

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

id bang da shit outta that latina in the ava.

x2

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

like a bunch of dumbasses....i mean what "supplies" could a freakin strippers body guard need.... no one could tell what the stuff was getting put into the car?.....sorry but ur friends are morons

cmon dude, bachelor party, DRUNK people...heh, not much a guy puking on the porch is gonna think about except, wtf is that orange shit i just puked up.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

x2

x3. I was eager to see the latina stripper... I was just gonna put my ava's face on it and it would be all good.

You can imagine I was crushed when she didn't come, thats half the reason I said screw it and went home.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

they left it open. worst part is he took his time....the drill had the battery attached, along with all the drill bits, the guy took the time to put all the drill bits in the box, take out the battery and put it in the box, put that in the car... drag a sub box and 2 12's out to his car, and then a ****in 4 foot tall air compressor, no clue how he fit it all in there, but he managed it... lol. They know where he works though, obviously since they called there.
It gets better, they only had 150 bucks to pay her... she said call the agency and tell them she didnt dance, they give her the 150, and we all win. Well, this morning when mr. groom calls up the agency to tell them wtf and he already filed a police report and whatnot the guy is like.. "She told us she didnt dance for you guys though, that you didnt have enough money" haha, busteeddddd. Dude told the owner about how her and the bodyguard pocketed the cash and that really got him going, so he said he would tell the guy give the shit back (since its putting a bad name on his business) or he was gonna give us his info and let the cops do their thing... just waiting to see what happens.

If the garage door was open all night, how does he know only the strippers bodyguard did it?

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

If the garage door was open all night, how does he know only the strippers bodyguard did it?

Well, wasn't open allll night. They apparently went to the strip club after they left, which I think was around 3:30, so they closed it after that. But one of the guys who was leaving said he saw the bodyguard loading stuff in his car and just thought it was supplies (this is the guy who was first to puke, so he was pretty drunk too)