Watch out for a stripper named sarah...

cmon dude, bachelor party, DRUNK people...heh, not much a guy puking on the porch is gonna think about except, wtf is that orange shit i just puked up.
ive been pretty **** drunk and i think id wonder why a guy is taking a 4 foot tall compressor and a sub box out of someone elses garage!!!

 
Yeah, true. I just wish I had stuck around for a few more minutes. I was the ONLY person there who had not drank anything (underage anyways so why would i :p) So I know I would have noticed all the shit being moved around and a guy with a mow hock wheeling out a big blue air compressor.

 
yeah, buddy filed a police report this morning and all day hes been calling around to every pawn shop in the phone book as well just to check and see if anything like what was stolen got pawned off. Also, the girl supposedly (I dont know too much about all this anyways) strips at a local club and he is there a lot as well. The plan is to get there and just check out his car real quick, and get the cops his plates I guess, not sure, then again if they are a buncha retarded pissed off guys they might do something stupid lol.

 
Well, wasn't open allll night. They apparently went to the strip club after they left, which I think was around 3:30, so they closed it after that. But one of the guys who was leaving said he saw the bodyguard loading stuff in his car and just thought it was supplies (this is the guy who was first to puke, so he was pretty drunk too)
If I was a criminal, thats the first thing I would say.

"I saw the garage door open when i was waiting outside. Anyone could have stolen anything, it wasnt me though"

Drunk guy that was sitting on the porch and didnt say anything is not a good witness.

Meh, still sucks. Keep us updated.

 
If I was a criminal, thats the first thing I would say.
"I saw the garage door open when i was waiting outside. Anyone could have stolen anything, it wasnt me though"

Drunk guy that was sitting on the porch and didnt say anything is not a good witness.

Meh, still sucks. Keep us updated.
Yeah, thats what I was thinking too, drunk people everywhere so who really knows except the person who actually did it. I guess the only way to prove it was if he was caught with it. But yup, definitely sucks.

 
hehe... my best friend is getting married when we both get out of boot...
his fiance made me promise no strippers... at the house //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

haha...
haha, dont do it. By my understanding there is a general $200 charge plus tips for them to make a house trip right?

And at a stripclub im not sure if you pay a bit to get in + tips.....but I imagine one's probably better off just going to a club.

 
yeah thats what i was thinking... of going to the club...

by the time he and i get there... we will be all sorts of ****ed up...

i have been teasing his fiance that we will all be drunk as fu.ck during the wedding //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

they are what basically amounts to my family so it will be interesting...

I can't wait for the day I get out of Boot...

he is kinda like the big brother even though I am larger than him lol... he is a Navy SEAL though... I am just an engineer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
and where was this party ? leave the garadge door open and who knows who stole ur buds shit......... ?!?!?! close that shit or get out there and make the ***** get nakid for the neighbours to see.......

1st bachelor party at my place, my bud had knocked up my former GF and was getting married to her...we drank, shroomed, hit the bong, had a forest fire we poored gasoline on, and the most fun would have been mudding around the farm at 90mph..... we were 17-18-19 and had enough ***** we didn't worry about anything exept laughing our ***** off.......

next bachelor party was a few years later... Best friend is getting married and the only guys who bring GF's are cousins but don't even know eachother..... wtf? familly thing? the ***** I was engaged to didn't want the party but she was/is a stupid ***** so who cares...... the groom to be passed out and after being drawn on with marker and force fed whiskey locked himself in his car.... which we flipped upside down....

the stories I've heard from when my old man married my mom are much worse.....

 
and where was this party ? leave the garadge door open and who knows who stole ur buds shit......... ?!?!?! close that shit or get out there and make the ***** get nakid for the neighbours to see.......

1st bachelor party at my place, my bud had knocked up my former GF and was getting married to her...we drank, shroomed, hit the bong, had a forest fire we poored gasoline on, and the most fun would have been mudding around the farm at 90mph..... we were 17-18-19 and had enough ***** we didn't worry about anything exept laughing our ***** off.......

next bachelor party was a few years later... Best friend is getting married and the only guys who bring GF's are cousins but don't even know eachother..... wtf? familly thing? the ***** I was engaged to didn't want the party but she was/is a stupid ***** so who cares...... the groom to be passed out and after being drawn on with marker and force fed whiskey locked himself in his car.... which we flipped upside down....

the stories I've heard from when my old man married my mom are much worse.....
you're a crazy canadian...eh?

lol...jk... share them stories haha.

 
and where was this party ? leave the garadge door open and who knows who stole ur buds shit......... ?!?!?! close that shit or get out there and make the ***** get nakid for the neighbours to see.......

1st bachelor party at my place, my bud had knocked up my former GF and was getting married to her...we drank, shroomed, hit the bong, had a forest fire we poored gasoline on, and the most fun would have been mudding around the farm at 90mph..... we were 17-18-19 and had enough ***** we didn't worry about anything exept laughing our ***** off.......

next bachelor party was a few years later... Best friend is getting married and the only guys who bring GF's are cousins but don't even know eachother..... wtf? familly thing? the ***** I was engaged to didn't want the party but she was/is a stupid ***** so who cares...... the groom to be passed out and after being drawn on with marker and force fed whiskey locked himself in his car.... which we flipped upside down....

the stories I've heard from when my old man married my mom are much worse.....
are you drunk right now? what the fuck are you trying to tell us?

 
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