wal-mart greeters..

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

you gotta love them..

they are either

a.) old as fvck

b.) mentally challenged

c.) both?

they are always so nice =]

there is one where i live, hes about 85 and wares a sailor hat and a sailor coat ontop of his wal-mart vest.. hes ablur 6'8" and i would not fight him

we chat every time..

i want to be one one day..

and for mokedaddy..

this is one of those things i dont think before i say retarded sh!t..

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[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

My ex used to be a door greeter. From what I know, the new people get sent there and it is an easy *** job

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

Welcome to Walmart!!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Fuck Miami

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

really!? wow, i should apply

you stand there and say hi.. lol

i have never seen one that wasnt in a wheelchair or wasnt under the age of 80

i think its great walmart give everyone a job.. i think its great..

but really.. i want to see a senile guy that like tells people to fvck off when the enter..

i think ive seen this somewhere but im not sure:

"welcome to wal-mrt, get yer sh!t and get the fVck out"

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

Fuck Miami

hahaha, wtf

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

^^ lawl

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

We have one here fat and about 75 years old sitting in her 'hoveround' cool as shit though. Another one is a really old lady, kind of looks like the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt and she has a front gold tooth! nasty old bag though.

In general I find everyone around here working AND shopping at walmart is some type of inbred hillbilly redneck. When I go to the ghetto wal marts its usually the same *****es you see running around on maury yelling about baby daddy this and that.

They have good *** prices so we go maybe once a month to stock up on shit but try and stay away any more than that.

 

[DownSouth954 10+ year member]

Fuck Miami

what

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

cant wait until Louisiana crx shows up.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

really!? wow, i should applyyou stand there and say hi.. lol

i have never seen one that wasnt in a wheelchair or wasnt under the age of 80

i think its great walmart give everyone a job.. i think its great..

but really.. i want to see a senile guy that like tells people to fvck off when the enter..

i think ive seen this somewhere but im not sure:

"welcome to wal-mrt, get yer sh!t and get the fVck out"

Not anyone dumbass, just the people who have clean urine. And you have to check peoples reciepts when they sound the alarm also. So it is not that bad, but pretty **** easy.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

the ones are are retarded and 1 old man everytime i buy fishing stuff he tells me the same stuff " i use to be pro i know all the hot spots on all the near by lakes" i think he never remembers me thats why he always tells me

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

We have one here fat and about 75 years old sitting in her 'hoveround' cool as shit though. Another one is a really old lady, kind of looks like the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt and she has a front gold tooth! nasty old bag though.
In general I find everyone around here working AND shopping at walmart is some type of inbred hillbilly redneck. When I go to the ghetto wal marts its usually the same *****es you see running around on maury yelling about baby daddy this and that.

They have good *** prices so we go maybe once a month to stock up on shit but try and stay away any more than that.

x2.. in the hick part of upstate ny, they all have nascar shirt wareing, mullet cut rocking, buck-tooth ugly *** sister screwers..

but go 20 mile up the road to troy ny..

you see the loud, 5xl white tee wareing, chanell sunglass rocking, 24" rim riding, candy paint dripping, got 23 kids, but pay for none of em, sthink, skinny, loud azz african ameicans..

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

what

Que wey?

 

[WrenchGuy 10+ year member]

They never seem to happy about their job...lol I get better how do you do's from fitness walkers.