Vin Diesel

[Mr. T]

Im not really black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on me.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

The ones about **** you team, the reason Waldo is hiding, and the Cingular phone guy made me actually lol.

Good stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Im not really black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on me.

LOL!!

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[Mr. T]

Are You mocking Me Boy?!

I got fired from the Miss Cleo Hotline for always predicting pain. Do you know why they dont exist anymore?

 

[Nova_ 10+ year member]

I'm laughing so hard I hurt!! hahah!!!

13 minutes ago.... Mr. T pityed a fool...

No... I'm not hurt becuase I got a slap from anyone... a roundhouse kick... an evil glare... or even a head shake...

I think that pretty much covers it... and My nova is faster than you Vin...

Have I pissed everyone off now??

 

[Vin Diesel]

No, because Ill own you like Bruce did Chuck.

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

dear god what has this forum come to. Mr. T Chuck Norris, and Vin Disel. please close this thread for gods sake.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

No, because Ill own you like Bruce did Chuck.

or like the studio's did your carear

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[Jackie Chan]

You all=Dead!

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

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-Blake

 

[Vin Diesel]

Jackie Chan means nothing to me.

 

[pd298 10+ year member]

Jackie will kill all! [/Chinese voice]

 

[soundstreamer 10+ year member]

little known facts about steve guttenberg:

-The universe does not revolve around Steve Guttenberg. Steve Guttenberg lives on a planet that revolves around a large star

-Steve Guttenberg once at half a slice of pizza before getting severe indigestion. He had to wait almost twenty minutes before finishing the slice.

-Steve Guttenberg think that iMacs look neat, but he's just never got around to using one.

-If you want to be friends with Steve Guttenberg, it helps if you have similar interests and enjoy the same types of activities that he does.

-As a child, Steve Guttenberg asked his parents if he could have a pet dog. His parents agreed because they thought a pet would teach Steve about responsibility.

-Steve Guttenberg has used a telephone for all of his adult life, but he doesn't understand exactly how they work.

-Steve Guttenberg once tripped on a live saver and fell into a pool. The irony was not lost on him but he refrained from laughing because he cannot swim very well.

-Ideally, Steve Guttenberg would like to get eight hours of sleep a night; however, Steve usually ends up with just a little over seven.

-Steve Guttenberg has tried composing music in the past but they always sound too much like pre-existing works. Fearing legal action, he only plays them at small informal social gatherings.

-Steve Guttenberg can divide by zero, it's just that when he does it's a mistake and he receives an F grade on his math exam.

-Steve Guttenberg is a big hit at kareokes not because of his singing abilities, but simply because he has starred in movies.

that's all for now folks

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULL****!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.


this one had me dying lmao. great shit.

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-Blake