Valentine's Day

[Bob Saget]

First I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch.

Are you 16, bro?

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

Is a scam. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

it is a scam...

but ill do it anyways

just to get me some that evening

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

Well i woke up this morning to her saying she needs to go to work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Bob Saget]

it is a scam...

but ill do it anyways

just to get me some that evening

indeed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

I woke up to head this morning so I am by no means, in 'need' but I'mma still treat my SO baller style just because I fucking can. Yes, I roll that hard.

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

LOLZ
At least she works bro.

This is true

I got her to pay for half of the Valentine's Day plans //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Are you 16, bro?

Yes. Bro.

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

Then be a man and buy her flowers and dinner and accept head when you get home.

Oh I've got some flowers for her car when she gets up. She's buying dinner and the alcohol for the night. I offered to pay for the day, but she refused. Said I pay her back in more ways than I can imagine:naughty:

She's not your girlfriend when you pay cash upfront. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

inorite. Is that why you're paying so much on valentines day? I'm sure your pretty little g/f is gonna make you spend all this money on her. Its the same thing:fyi:

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

Not only do I have to buy the wife a few presents but I also have to buy a present for her from each of our kids. Then I have to take her out to dinner. ffffffffuuuuu!!! I thought that mess was over at marriage.

 

[Bob Saget]

Oh I've got some flowers for her car when she gets up. She's buying dinner and the alcohol for the night. I offered to pay for the day, but she refused. Said I pay her back in more ways than I can imagine:naughty:
inorite. Is that why you're paying so much on valentines day? I'm sure your pretty little g/f is gonna make you spend all this money on her. Its the same thing:fyi:

I bought her diamond earrings & a kitten. So yeah, I guess you're right.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

lies....all lies ......(now send me flowers and diamonds plz)

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[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

I just bought my GF some 6.5 RF primes for Valentines day hahaha... I drive her car more so it was kinda for me and itll get me laid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

 

[Sakura 10+ year member]

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you first