Usually I hate all the Craigslist threads, but.....

[bball09124 10+ year member]

check this out. WTF?

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/wan/1038076546.html

I would like a "friendly" hippo that talks (English-accent) and gives "underwater" rides. I have no preferences concerning color--off white is fine--even battleship grey with a tinge of sage splotching. Acclimation to spring water would be helpful but not a must--I am mainly looking for a good ole "fishing buddy" that provides a degree of safety and conversation (think; My dinner with Andre') in areas near Wakulla Springs, St. Marks near old Posey's pool hall(Do Hippos like Smoked Mullet?), Leon sinks, etc... Good teeth in front--2 top 2 bottom cylindrical in shape--prominent when smiling--not goofy;yet, not threatening--contemplative. Good dining etiquette is a must, I can't stand hippos who chew with their mouths open(and make smacking sounds...bleech). As far as conversation topics go, I am content with general environmental issues, religion , foodie fun, and light philosophy. I would never bring up weight or dermatological issues and would expect the same from said Hippo. I have no intentions of pulling a Barnum. Though, it would be kinda cool if some duet singing was eventually involved.

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[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Wierd

 

[Beerdrnkr 5,000+ posts]

I think there's a reason why she's single!

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

lol Im semi confused now haha

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

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[keiffith 10+ year member]

lol i think it was a joke. some college kid was probably dared to post a "hippo" add on CL because he called every girl under 100lbs a hippo.

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

here's a good one too..............

http://duluth.craigslist.org/ele/1038463229.html

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

here's a good one too..............
http://duluth.craigslist.org/ele/1038463229.html

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[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

This system works great and you can really hear it outside the car. We have to get rid of it due to two small children now and we don't ever listen to it anymore.

I smell scum:crap:

 

[tymoto21 10+ year member]

i bet the hippo thing is refering to a pleasently plump person.....

a fatty for the slow people

either way it is fvcked up

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

"underwater" rides?

??????

 

[Chatham540i 10+ year member]

Wtf lmao.