Yes, this is the only explanation. It couldn't possibly be that I realize, like many liberals, that the way to maintain a decent economy for 99% of people starts from the bottom up, requires a strong middle class and provides benefits to those at the bottom paid by those who are well off enough to afford them. It couldn't just be that I actually give a **** about those less fortunate than me that have to scrape just to put a meal on their tables every night. No, it must just be that even though I live a very decent life and my family is well off, I'm STILL jealous for even more and even though I'm in a very good position to make money my self later in life, I just want an ENORMOUS amount of money from the government relative to what people get off of regular government benefits. As long as the government isn't sending me checks of $10k a month, I'm going to keep voting democrat because I'm just jealous.
Seriously, what color am I thinking of right now? I probably don't even know, but I'm sure you do. PLEASE, tell me!