trailer trash

[psycho72 10+ year member]

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

I must have no sense of humor, or they just sucked

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

they made me giggle

 

[T9X 10+ year member]

I'm offended, Jack Daniels is a great guy and treats me well! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

I just love how all of the jokes start with a "you" or "your" as if they were intendid to be direct jokes to forum members.

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

hsnap:not funny..................................................... :threadloc

 

[rideac1 10+ year member]

I like redneck jokes, they're great!

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

There are people down the street from me that those apply to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Oh well, greetings from NC...

 

[mrteacha 10+ year member]

*singing* It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

i love being a redneck

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

Funny shit.

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

Anyone notice that psychologists have the most ****ed up kids ?

**** thats messed up ima psychologists kid. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif lol

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Anyone notice that psychologists have the most ****ed up kids ?

**** thats messed up ima psychologists kid. lol

My dads a child psychologist............and ironically he's not a very good father.

 

[WheresTheButta 10+ year member]

Anyone notice that psychologists have the most ****ed up kids ?

I resent that remark... I'm a psych student.......

oh wait I have no kids..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/banghead.gif.8606515f668c74f6de0281deb475b6fd.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

lol

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Anyone notice that psychologists have the most ****ed up kids ?

yes, the old counselor at my school's son was a complete nut job