Today my cat

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Today my cat came in the bathroom when i was about to goto the bathroom, he got done peeing before i did but i got done flushing before he finished scratching... it wasn't akward at all

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[myvanpounds 10+ year member]

this isn't random

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i hoped not

 

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

It's like when you are trying to ******** to internet **** and the cat keeps walking on the keyboard and in front of you and you have to wipe yourself off on the cat.....wait, I said too much

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

one time i peed on my cats head. i was takin a piss and he jumped on the rim of the toilet and decided to peek inside the bowl. it was horrible, i didnt pet that cat for weeks. later that day i saw him cleaning himself and i wanted to vomit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

this thread kicks ***

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

my family's last cat got out into the desert, never saw it again

i guess the coyotes dined well that night

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

my family's last cat got out into the desert, never saw it againi guess the coyotes dined well that night

You're such a downer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Last night I beat the game, the game where you take 3 tylenol PM's and try to rub one off b4 you fall asleep. I was so proud.

NG

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

You're such a downer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

i dont really give a shit, this was 15-16 years ago

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

tyleonol pm do nothing to me, hell ambien hardly does anything. but if you take enough of them and stay away you'll make a lot of wierd *** phone calls and not remember a **** thing

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I love Preston

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/handclap.gif.0c301076f534e244f0460706894f19e0.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif This s**t is funny.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

i was at a party at my friend heathers house last year. and my boy john got really drunk as usual. and needless to say, he ended up pissing on the floor then sleeping in it. well the next morning he had a few beer for breakfast. i told him to piss on heathers cat (jokingly). well, he ended up doing it, and wasnt even drunk yet. it was funny as shit, but heather hates the shit outta him now. lol, good times

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

r.i.p. my thread