This is what you call road rage

TheGreatMonkey
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So me and my gf are crusing around and this guy passes us and almosts hits my car when cutting me off. I honk the horn. Then while i'm going to my friends house to drop something to him, the guy that cut me off, followed me and started swearing at me. I'm like okay buddy, you cut me off. And he gets all pissy. Then he's like wanna fight about this. I'm like okay buddy, you get all pissy cause I honked at you and you wanna kick the crap outta me. And when he was about to drive off, I told him he should learn to drive. And he stopped and then drove away. I have never seen anyone get so pissy about someone honking at them. I found it quite funny tho lol. I'm staying all calm and cool, while this guy is just beat red swearing and everything at me.

 
me and my friend have gotten in 20+ car chases just because we used to drive around and try to piss people off. We yelled at this one guy while he was riding his bike the other way, then we stopped to get gas a mile down the road, and while we were getting gas he pulled up on his bike. He turned around, and rode his bike as fast as he could to chase us in hopes we might stop.

so i'm like "uh danny there's someone here to see you" lol then danny turns around and the guy is right in his face, yelling about how we're such dicks because he's just trying to ride his bike and enjoy the weather. So he pushed danny, i immediately opened up the passenger door and grabbed my skateboard incase he started to fight danny, but then some car pulls in and starts honking and yelling "i'm calling the cops right now leave them alone" so then he gets back on his bike and rides back away.

then we got in the car, went the same direction as him and yelled "you should've beat the shit out of us while you could ***"

we were young and immature //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
me and my friend have gotten in 20+ car chases just because we used to drive around and try to piss people off. We yelled at this one guy while he was riding his bike the other way, then we stopped to get gas a mile down the road, and while we were getting gas he pulled up on his bike. He turned around, and rode his bike as fast as he could to chase us in hopes we might stop.
so i'm like "uh danny there's someone here to see you" lol then danny turns around and the guy is right in his face, yelling about how we're such dicks because he's just trying to ride his bike and enjoy the weather. So he pushed danny, i immediately opened up the passenger door and grabbed my skateboard incase he started to fight danny, but then some car pulls in and starts honking and yelling "i'm calling the cops right now leave them alone" so then he gets back on his bike and rides back away.

then we got in the car, went the same direction as him and yelled "you should've beat the shit out of us while you could ***"

we were young and immature //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
LOL.

 
So me and my gf are crusing around and this guy passes us and almosts hits my car when cutting me off. I honk the horn. Then while i'm going to my friends house to drop something to him, the guy that cut me off, followed me and started swearing at me. I'm like okay buddy, you cut me off. And he gets all pissy. Then he's like wanna fight about this. I'm like okay buddy, you get all pissy cause I honked at you and you wanna kick the crap outta me. And when he was about to drive off, I told him he should learn to drive. And he stopped and then drove away. I have never seen anyone get so pissy about someone honking at them. I found it quite funny tho lol. I'm staying all calm and cool, while this guy is just beat red swearing and everything at me.
so it seems you've met decipha

 
im guessing there is more to this story...
were you in the left lane dragging ***?

i cut off alot of people *shrugs*

yea really, i hate people that can't tell the difference between the left and right lanes and what they're for.

but ona serious note, some people don't play around w/ that type of sh!t; if they're havina bad enough day they might just shoot your @ss

 
I get the road rage when people follow me real close with their bright lights on when I'm doing over the speed limit. I slow down to 40 and if they don't pass me I pull off to the side and then follow THEM but I don't use my bright lights... LOL this one guy in a Mercury Mountaineer I did this to was from out of town and the main road i live on is HELLA curvy, I followed him up to 95 miles an hour around very dangerous unmarked curves, he just about rolled it a couple times, lol. My car has good brakes too, I could stop twice as fast as he could so he'd slam on the brakes the speed up, and I'd just keep the same following distance.

It wasn't very smart for me to do, but it would have been fun to see him biff it, the *** goblin... **** with me on my road I'll **** you up.

 
i told some guy yesterday that i was going to knock his ****ing teeth out, but that was different. i dont know where you are, but i havent seen as much rage as there is in cali. that is nothing. although the other day i was on my way back from lake tahoe and i pulled out into the left lane to pass a big rig, i was doing 80 and by no means was traffic really going too fast for me too pull out into the left lane. this car was a safe distance behind me so i moved into his lane, and he stomps on the throttle, for no appearant reason other than to mess with me for changing lanes, and if he would have stayed at a steady speed he wouldnt have caught up to me. he is right on my bumper now, so i mash on the brakes (in my lifted truck) , and he pulls next to me and starts swerving at me and shit yelling out the window, only to find a hwy patrol watching him with radar as well, right when we came around the bend. hah, thats what he gets for rage.

 
yea really, i hate people that can't tell the difference between the left and right lanes and what they're for.
but ona serious note, some people don't play around w/ that type of sh!t; if they're havina bad enough day they might just shoot your @ss

OMG the left lane slow drivers make me ****ing insane. I am the most easy going dude 99% of the time, but when someone pulls in front of me into the left lane and I have to slow down, THEN THEY GO SLOWER THAN THE LANE THEY WERE JUST IN..............................omg //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif :furious: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif :crazy:

Road rage is my biggest flaw lol. A few years ago I purposely rear ended a PT cruiser because he was waiting too long to pull onto the highway >_

Luckily I was in a 1987 Bonneville so I had no damage, but his entire hatch was caved in.

edit- for the record im a lot more mellow now. Thank you mary jane!

 
Occasionally, my friend and I will choose occasional victims and tailgate them for miles. And if they park anywhere, we just choose a very noticeable spot and just sit there and scare them some more. Some never notice, while other's reactions are quite funny //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
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