this is the hottest thing you will read all night

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

stolen from offtopic.

Ash slowly sucked on Pikachu's left ear, bobbing his head up and down, just like he'd practiced on Professor Oak's oak rod hundreds of times in the past. Pikachu let out a soft moan. "Pi... pika...." he said. "You like that, don't you?" said Ash. "Well, it's about to get a whole lot better..." Ash took the Koffing slime he'd been keeping in a jar for just such a special occasion out of his bag. "Pikachu, we're going to remember this night forever..." Ash began rubbing the Koffing slime on his surprisingly-long shaft. Ash kissed Pikachu long and deep, and then turned him over. "Chu..." said Pikachu, letting Ash know he was ready. Ash began to penetrate Pikachu, slowly. "Pik-AAARRRRGGGHHH" yelled the poor little rodent. He'd never done this sort of thing before, and he hadn't imagine it hurting so much. I mean, he'd heard plenty of stories about Ash being violated by Charmander in the past, and he didn't seem to mind. But Pikachu loved Ash, and wanted him to get relief. Ash began thrusting faster and faster, hitting the little guy's prostate. "CCCCHHHHHUUUUUU!" screamed Pikachu, who ejaculated due to the stimulation of his prostate. Unfortunately, Pikachu was unable to control his electric shock. Ash collapsed on his pokemon lover. Pikachu removed Ash's genitals from his anal region, and looked in Ash's eyes. Ash was dead. Silently, Pikachu sat there and cried over the body of his deceased lover. And the pain of his anal wounds.

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[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

wtf man?

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[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

ahahahahahahahaha WTF!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Is it true that chicks fart when you blast them in the ***?

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

Is it true that chicks fart when you blast them in the ***?

is that the definition of a blow job?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

hes a faggot. that is all

 

[TylerBD12 10+ year member]

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Huh...

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[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Are you all butt-hurt that he deleted your thread? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

Are you all butt-hurt that he deleted your thread? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

not a bit just seemed like another fun thread to make and he IS a douche.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

best thread all day...and increased my post count //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

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[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

best thread all day...and increased my post count //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

yes. mine as well:fyi:

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

not a bit just seemed like another fun thread to make and he IS a douche.

Ah, ok, just checkin in! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

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