This Is Funny

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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[dustinr 10+ year member]

lol.. those are funny

 

[Classick96 10+ year member]

haha havnt heard of any of those, but funny as hell lol

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

lol.. those are funny

x2

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

LOL, good stuff.

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

:hilariou:hahaha

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

Man with ichy butt have stinky finger:laugh: Those are great.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

heard a couple, but most of those were new, and very funny

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

that jus made my day

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

haha!!!

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

haha!!!

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif i laughed my balls off at that one:hilariou: