This chick won't get off my taint!!!

[DejaWiz 5,000+ posts]

Tell her that you're more than willing to meet her... but she has to get a gym membership and you'll only talk while working out.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Tell her you will give her a happy meal if she leaves you alone.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Okay, okay. You have a girl that is interested in you. You have now let ca.com know about it. Quit patting yourself on the back and ask a mod to close the thread.

No more pics please.

 

[cj232 10+ year member]

Tell her you will give her a happy meal if she leaves you alone.

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[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

if she's an adult tell her to go on that nutrisystem and she can eat her ****in heart out

 

[CrazedCat 10+ year member]

That last pic looks like the Staypuff Marshmallow

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

No more pics please.

tru dat

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

so much for my dinner, i lost my appetite

 

[DejaWiz 5,000+ posts]

That last pic looks like the Staypuff Marshmallow

hehehehehehe

don't cross the streams!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

at first i thought that was the michellin man

 

[mabel4life 10+ year member]

Woah. Thats a huge *****. I take back what I said before. Im all for the happy meal idea now.

 

[95_venger 10+ year member]

i would give her the spider man

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

[Fat girl!]

[You're a fat girl]

[Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] (repeat 2X)

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block

And already got a fat girl on my jock

Now my story's kinda simple, so please take it simple

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple

I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze

Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do?

I busted a U, went tha other way again

but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride

funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five

Stampede was rushin, I double looked

and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook

Five four three ugly as can be, she said

[Ron-de-vu]

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)

Huhu yes you do suga

My name is Bertha but you can call me booga

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party

We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

[Eazy-E]

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock

Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

[CHORUS:]

[i got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown

and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground

Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me

Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]

I was hell, victim of a scandal

coz this girl's too much for E to handle

Broke tha bee's grip, started to run

Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun

She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit

I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot

She kept on comin because of addiction

Legs on fire because of friction

My gun broke, now I was doomed

Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon

As I swung, tha fat girl fell

Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale

That's tha story, it's quite ill

and all fat girls y'all besta chill

All overweight freaks stay off my block

Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Got anymore pics?

Anywho, if you wanna lose her, then just show her this thread. She will quickly realize how much of a retarded loser you are and quit talking to you. After that we will of course get the "No one likes me because I'm a loser so good bye" thread. Of course we will point out again how much of a fegtastic buttmunch you are again and you may actually carry out your plan to leave the world.

IOW, who the **** cares?

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

tell it like it is