The truth behind the thread

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

What was this country founded on? You try to strip a man of his religion/or lack of then you break down everything ever fought for to make this country what it is now. There are clashes from members on topics of RE and ED, should we ban the discussions? Nope.

:bowdown:Type-R

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

What was this country founded on?

Land.

Duh.

The Native American's land, no less //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

So, this country was really founded on theft and selfishness.

There are clashes from members on topics of RE and ED, should we ban the discussions?

Yes.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

no more of this freedom bullshit, back to the topic.... the thread is evil and jesus is a pussy who got donkey punched

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I think Jesus is god's illegitimate love child. He was sneaking around behind Mrs. God's back and ended up impregnating Mary, his mistress. That's why they call her the "virgin" mother now....so that God could go home and tell his wife "I never slept with that hoe" and keep the truth a secret forever.
However, Mrs God found out, got pissed, and turned into Satan. She has thenceforth given all women PMS to get back at men. That way 1 week each month men can't have *** with them, they get all bloated and turn into super-mega bitch. It's all god's fault. Thank him for PMS and general feminine bitchyness.

There. That's my version of the bible

one of the greatest religious posts i think ive ever read

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

The real truth is that my butthole stinks.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Dirty sanchez?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Dirty sanchez?

Chilli dog.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

She has thenceforth given all women PMS to get back at men. That way 1 week each month men can't have *** with them, they get all bloated and turn into super-mega *****.

You can't?!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I think Jesus is god's illegitimate love child. He was sneaking around behind Mrs. God's back and ended up impregnating Mary, his mistress. That's why they call her the "virgin" mother now....so that God could go home and tell his wife "I never slept with that hoe" and keep the truth a secret forever.
However, Mrs God found out, got pissed, and turned into Satan. She has thenceforth given all women PMS to get back at men. That way 1 week each month men can't have *** with them, they get all bloated and turn into super-mega bitch. It's all god's fault. Thank him for PMS and general feminine bitchyness.

There. That's my version of the bible

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Awesome

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

You can't?!

*Enter at your own risk*

Have your Red Wings yet ??

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

[quote name=squeak9798

Have your Red Wings yet ??[/quote]

....yea.....I was young, and desperate...

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

*Enter at your own risk*
Have your Red Wings yet ??

uhhh... actually i think i have... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

one of the greatest religious posts i think ive ever read

He's like the next John Milton.

Except Brad make sense, and doesn't require 1000+ pages to do so.

 

[AndyB 10+ year member]

I think that its a ****ing thread...

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

A *****ing thread? Or a ****ing thread?

Because if there's any ****ing to do around here, I'll be the one to do it...