I had a phone interview today. I've been sick for the past day (the shits, aches and pains). I wanted to sound cheery on the phone, so i chugged a monster energy drink right before the phone rang.
The lady is going on about the position, and i feel the urge to SHIT. Undeniable, liquid shit urge. So i go into the bathroom and try to ease out the shit and all of the sudden "BRAAAAAAAAP...BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP" it sounded liked gunfire.
The lady on the other end was silent for a few seconds and then said "WHAT was that". I was too and and the ONLY thing that i could think of to say was that it was "my dog" ...wtf
So she's like "OOOOOOOH kay" and pretty much cut the interview short