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[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Sonic rools.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Who got post 131000? And I need to make my tacos so I have to go to the store and watch simpsons and stuff like that. Holla at you fellas later.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

$200 sealed? That doesnt seem right. Was that shipping included?

i dont remember. i think so tho. but either way. i can do it cheaper. jus been lazy

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2082661&postcount=131000

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I boned a 17 year old hot virgin last night FTW.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

anybody want an emerson dvd/vcr and a aiwa bookshelf system?

if its free

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Mast

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: What do cinder blocks and 300 lb women have in common?

A: They both get laid by Mexicans.

Q: What do women and condoms have in common?

A: If they aren't on your dick, they are in your wallet!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was probably just another false alarm and stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was probably just another false alarm and stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

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I boned a 17 year old hot virgin last night FTW.

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Now how come you didnt post before? You read and then leave //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2082661&postcount=131000

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was probably just another false alarm and stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

classic

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

lol...

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

wewt, just bought a cell phone case and car charger. also came back from watching talledega nights, alright movie. might wanna wait til it comes out on video.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/23002/World_s_Worst_Internet_Law_Sneaking_Through_the_Senate

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condom

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