THE Thread

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

"b!tch, go git me some god dam phones!"

 

[cyantist 10+ year member]

There are real live hookers in Phoenix?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

I thought hookers were just mythical creatures made popular by modern rap music..

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

You guys post too much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yea in America they are everywhere...like handguns //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

You guys post too much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

i dont post wh0re near as much...i cant even hit 5K ;(

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Well you haven't been here as much either.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I wasn't here for most of the summer. I was so busy up until about 3 weeks ago.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yeah i took a spanish class this summer that pwn3d all my time.. plus i dont work nights anymore.. so i no longer get paid to wh0re it up here...

 

[cyantist 10+ year member]

You guys post too much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

except on saturdays.. i still get paid to post wh0r3 on sat..

 

[cyantist 10+ year member]

except on saturdays.. i still get paid to post wh0r3 on sat..

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

where in BC are you cyan? I used to live right across the water from victoria //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Two casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Charleston, South Carolina arrived ....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral:

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men...are men.

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

can i join fellas

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Two casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Charleston, South Carolina arrived ....and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral:

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men...are men.

i like that one