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A famous pilot was having dinner with a brunette and when they finished they headed to a hotel. He calls room service and asked for a bottle of red wine. When it arrived he put some red wine on the brunettes lips and started kissing her. She asks what the red wine is for and he replies, "For when I have red meat - I have red wine." "Oooohh" she says. A little while later the pilot jumps back onto the phone and orders some white wine. It arrives moments later, he splashes it on her rack and starts kissing her tits. She asks what the white wine is for and he replies, "For when I have white meat - I have white wine." Eventually he works his way down to her pu$$y*, pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a match, sprinkles it on her muff and lights it on fire. "Aaahhhhhhh, why the fuck did you do that!?!" she yells. The pilot replies, "For when I go down, I want to go down in flames."

LOL......

 
I'm killing time till I head out.... sorry buddy.

But by those two responses:

It's pretty pathetic that it's New Year's Eve, and here we are whoring it up on a car audio forum........
I have quick hands because I....um, errr...nevermind //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif
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Pffffffff!
I'm watching the bowl games and eating some nice juicy steaks that I grilled!

Canada Dry + Jack Daniels= //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/toast.gif.bc0657bf54b9ee653b6438524461341e.gif
Crown Royal > Jack Green Label

....IMO

 
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