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[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

....NjccBflo, its in the process of being fixed.

Nothing against yah... but, why put the money into audio before its running? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

It was running.

It just decided to quit

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

It was running.It just decided to quit

Gotcha...

My condolences....

Good Luck.

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[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Thanks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Are you gonna get me a gift ?

maby some 4ga wire //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."

 

"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

heh

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

Thanks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gifAre you gonna get me a gift ?

maby some 4ga wire //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

How much would you like? Black insulation.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested.

 

"If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and *** is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."

 

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind that like a baby below the

waist, and *** is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."

 

And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took

off his clothes. After one glance at his ***** body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.

 

When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?"

 

"You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!"

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested.  

"If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and *** is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."

 

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind that like a baby below the

waist, and *** is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway."

 

And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took

off his clothes. After one glance at his ***** body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.

 

When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?"

 

"You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!"

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A famous pilot was having dinner with a brunette and when they finished they headed to a hotel. He calls room service and asked for a bottle of red wine. When it arrived he put some red wine on the brunettes lips and started kissing her. She asks what the red wine is for and he replies, "For when I have red meat - I have red wine." "Oooohh" she says. A little while later the pilot jumps back onto the phone and orders some white wine. It arrives moments later, he splashes it on her rack and starts kissing her tits. She asks what the white wine is for and he replies, "For when I have white meat - I have white wine." Eventually he works his way down to her pu$$y*, pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a match, sprinkles it on her muff and lights it on fire. "Aaahhhhhhh, why the fuck did you do that!?!" she yells. The pilot replies, "For when I go down, I want to go down in flames."

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

A famous pilot was having dinner with a brunette and when they finished they headed to a hotel. He calls room service and asked for a bottle of red wine. When it arrived he put some red wine on the brunettes lips and started kissing her. She asks what the red wine is for and he replies, "For when I have red meat - I have red wine." "Oooohh" she says. A little while later the pilot jumps back onto the phone and orders some white wine. It arrives moments later, he splashes it on her rack and starts kissing her tits. She asks what the white wine is for and he replies, "For when I have white meat - I have white wine." Eventually he works his way down to her pu$$y*, pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a match, sprinkles it on her muff and lights it on fire. "Aaahhhhhhh, why the fuck did you do that!?!" she yells. The pilot replies, "For when I go down, I want to go down in flames."

ROFL... not what I was expecting.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"

 

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.

 

Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.

 

Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should

see all the sports cars outside our house!"

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

thats tits

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

You know.....Subway used to be cool with all of it's options. But now they've just taken it to the point of annoyance. "What type of bread would you like? Would you like it original cut or angle cut? Would you like your meat warmed or your sandwhich toasted? What vegetables would you like on that? Would you like regular, spicy or honey dejuan(sp?) mustard? Would you like regular or light mayo? Would you like salt, pepper or vinigor(sp?)?" It's like that Seinfeld and the cabinet maker......"I don't fucking care anymore, just make the damned thing!!" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blow_up.gif.f2a780e8b12ae09e264cb01720b8dca2.gif It's a 10 minute conversation just to have the damn sandwhich made //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif

 

[Nikuk 5,000+ posts]

So i take it that you're not going out to party the year away tonight?