yea...lessons learned so far this year at college:-dont mix liquor with beer
-asking a girl to "bow-chic-a-bow-wow" wont get you laid
-squirrels do not like to be caught and tamed
-beer pong and striping do not go well when the girls are winning
-procrastination is worse than weed
-drunken mario party, mario kart, goldeneye makes you friends
-Dunk hunt WILL get you laid
cant remember anymore...
My dad told me a story of when he was a pre-teen once that relates to that ~
I have two uncles named Ronnie and Johnny (twins) that were big running buddies with Dad when they were all kids. In my hometown, back in the 40s and 50s, there was
nothing to do here outside of downtown. That's where one would go to get their haircut, go grocery shopping, go to the movies, etc etc etc. if you weren't downtown you were in a residential neighborhood somewhere.
One weekend Dad, Ronnie, and Johnny were down there doing whatever it is kids did on weekends back then. Downtown here is built on a square around the courthouse. The courthouse, being surrounded by trees all over its grounds, naturally has squirrels plentifully spread about during nice weather. Uncle Ronnie decided it would be a good idea to see if he could catch a squirrel...and somehow managed to actually do so. The problem began when the animal in question apparently took issue with being handled by this untame human who had interrupted his morning foraging and as a result (what do squirrels do when scared?) bit down on Uncle Ronnie's hand for dear life and wouldn't let go.
So, yes, boys and girls....it is possible to catch a wild squirrel but if you manage to do so bear in mind that you may not be able to turn it loose once you have him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Uncle Ronnie still has that scar in the meat between his thumb and forefinger. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif