yea...lessons learned so far this year at college:
-dont mix liquor with beer
-asking a girl to "bow-chic-a-bow-wow" wont get you laid
-squirrels do not like to be caught and tamed
-beer pong and striping do not go well when the girls are winning
-procrastination is worse than weed
-drunken mario party, mario kart, goldeneye makes you friends
-Dunk hunt WILL get you laid
cant remember anymore...