*literally lol*We have those really small shitters at the gym. So one time I had to go really badly so I sat down quickly and did my business, but little did I know that my wee-wee wasn't pointed into the bowl cuz the bowl was so damm small. Therefore, I peed all over my shorts. THANK GOD I was wearing black shorts that day, or else everyone woulda thought I peed my pants (well, technically I did). I ran back to the car to change back into my jeans, and work out in effing jeans.
