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But I'm still pissed because because I'm the one sitting here with a lump and cut in the middle of my forehead. I mean why couldn't it be on the side or somewhere where my hair would cover it. Noooooo now I have to walk around like a unicorn or some shit.
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this lady at my work today.. kept saying she was constipated.. so i gave her a bunch of fiber pills.. then she took some metamucil.. then she some lactolose (strong shit).. like 2 hours later she is like "its not working i need more".. i tried telling her that she needed to wait.. give it some time.. that shit takes a while to work.. but she wouldn't listen.. and had me go get the nurse.. so i do and the nurse gives her a suppository..
then like two hours later she calls me up and says she is shitting her fukking brains out. asking 'why is this happening? I don't understand'

I tried warning the crazy bish.. i knew that was going to happen.. she does it like once a month... cries about being constipated, then takes way to many laxatives, expects it to work in like 15 minutes.. then takes a bunch more laxatives.. craps her guts out for 3 days. why?!
People are stupid. especially females. Which leads me to why im in the house tonight, instead of getting ****. all I wanted at the end of the night was a shrimp and steak sub. Ill get one tomorrow though.

that gross dude.
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i just thought the thread might like to know that.
Made me laugh.

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Mother fuckin right!!!

 
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