THE Thread

[sws10]

fatso

 

[sws10]

Wow

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

noob, at least my shit aint stolen //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

so im a fatty eh, thats nice

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

i smell mac n cheese

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?

The father , surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm . In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit . After fifty, they are like onions ."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry ."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how Many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,

"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas Tree.

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

im home now and preparing to make a thread but beat is goen //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

An African miner lost his leg in an accident.

He cried to his friend, "What will I do? Who will want a one-legged gold digger?"

His friend replied, "Try Paul McCartney."

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank,

My hands were all a quiver,

I slowly removed her suspender belt,

And her leg fell in the river.

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

i wish i had a house by myself so i could blast the tunes like no other whenever i feel like it...like right now...but i spose thats what my fatty headphones are for eh

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

fatty?

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

fatty?

Sennheiser HD280pro's

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

An African miner lost his leg in an accident.
He cried to his friend, "What will I do? Who will want a one-legged gold digger?"

His friend replied, "Try Paul McCartney."

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank,

My hands were all a quiver,

I slowly removed her suspender belt,

And her leg fell in the river.

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

his ex wife was missing a leg?

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

i maked a fs thread

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

oh joy a fs thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/partytime.gif.c93957d22b3fb208098e423485fd0404.gif

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

yes indeed party time