The perfect husband

[Dntwntugmmecash 10+ year member]

A Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking toanie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

thats actually funny lol

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

thats actually funny lol

made me laugh

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

was funny

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Victoria, that is O-L-D. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/zzzzz.gif.06fa1eabe00c8b872d7e814474c9b95c.gif

 

[bgowdy 5,000+ posts]

thats is funny lol

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

It's a fucking ancient joke you bunch of retards. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

lulz

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

It's a fucking ancient joke you bunch of retards. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

See now ya'll have gone and upset Spanky

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

It's a fucking ancient joke you bunch of retards. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

A cellphone joke that's ancient, jesus christ im old.

 

[Dntwntugmmecash 10+ year member]

LOl I was having a bad day too ... Then y'all made me laugh I can always count on my boys!!!

 

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

bish still getting groaned

 

[skylineTT 10+ year member]

bish still getting groaned

I laughed aloud.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i liked it

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

i liked it

Same, got 2.17 giggles.