The Perfect Gift

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Introducing the perfect gift to give to your loved ones...or the grandmother that you are tired of waiting on for your inheritance //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

I can't decide what's worse. That they are sold out of it, or the list of "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought".

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[bds0688 10+ year member]

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LOL at the Futurama DVD. Only ****ing normal thing in the entire page.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

ftmfw

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

lol that has to be people working at amazon just fuggin around or something although I am asking santa for the male power posing strap //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

http://www.amazon.com/Male-Power-Posing-Strap-450/dp/B000BPZ2L6/ref=pd_sbs_misc_img_16

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

 

[Silverbane 10+ year member]

That is pretty much exactly what I had in mind. Where do anal douches and uranum come together.

Also, why does the guy with that guy-thong have such a small package?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

That is pretty much exactly what I had in mind. Where do anal douches and uranum come together.
Also, why does the guy with that guy-thong have such a small package?

Roids. They'll make your nuts small as raisins.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Haha @ the comments

Despite the fact it comes in a can, December 1, 2007By GaCatLady "blazinghussy" - See all my reviews

It is not cat food.

Does anyone know if there's a cure for sudden tentacles? The cat's huge and well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore. She still answers to Muffin though. However, if she rubs against my bare leg one more time her new name will be calamari.

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[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

I purchased this product in order to eat it and use the radioactive powers gained to rob a local bank, bringing me into conflict with my nemesis, the thunder god Thor. By the time it kicked in, it was 4:50 and by the time I got over to the bank in the Decatur Street traffic the furgin bank was closed. I tried to melt my way in but no go and my stomach was starting to hurt. I turned to the heavens and screamed out, "ThoooOOOORRRR!!!" And I thought the clouds parted but I guess not. So I got in my car and drove over to, well, it was going to be Denny's but I quickly realized that the emergency room was a better bet. The doctor there didn't know how to summon Thor and honestly, I was not really up to fighting him by that time. My midsection was purple as a eggplant and I had about a thousand IV tubes in me. Anyway long story short, I died, and I found that none of the religions really got it right. No light or tunnel, no old guy with a gray beard, no reincarnation. It was like one of those long anterooms at a movie theatre when you superhave to take a leak. I looked around all over for Asgard and it took like, six months to get there and, long story short, Thor wasn't even there. You may want to try the [...] douche syringe instead.

Haha

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

hahahaha, I actually lol'ed. I don't know how I missed those.