the perfect CRIME!

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

yep im gonna finish my fifth now thanks!

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

He's a sneaky little fucker

 

[Farmacist 10+ year member]

how that sad no one has got that yet

 

[1-12-t1 10+ year member]

yep im gonna finish my fifth now thanks!

this

 

[killa101 10+ year member]

YouTube - The Office : Dwight's Perfect Crime

 

[AllenH427 10+ year member]

how that sad no one has got that yet

It seems really familiar actually... family guy?

Edit** Yep, The Office, Hahahaha

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

this

Done.

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

I knew what this was going to be as soon as I read the thread title //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

fail