helotaxi
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Kilroy was Here
Kitty Dukakis comes to mind...You have got to be completly retarded to actually drink that! I bet some people have already though?
Coors is technically beer, yes. Would I drink it by choice if I wanted a beer? no. It falls into the pisswater category into which I also throw any hard liquor or wine that comes in a plastic bottle, Steel City, Lone Star, Nasty Light, Keystone, Busch, BEER (you know the stuff in the grocery store in the white can that just says "BEER" on it in either red or black text), Stroh's, any malt liquor, well you get the idea.
Zima has really high alcohol content as well. Though as Kevin Nealon put it on SNL in one Weekend Update sketch "Tastes like Zhit!" Such it is with Coors in my opinion.
