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Cashman explains "the move" to A-Rod

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Cashman: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard.

A-Rod: It's a race car bed, but yeah, the overhanging windshield is the headboard.

Cashman: Is it padded?

A-Rod: The headboard isn't, but the knees in my pajama pants are.

Cashman: Good. It's Madonna now, right? How tall is she?

A-Rod: Five-foot four, and really jacked. Why?

Cashman: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck.

A-Rod: Phew. I'm 6'3", I just make it. Bri, I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. Can I involve lipstick?

Cashman: No.

A-Rod: What if it's purple?

Cashman: You're drifting again.

A-Rod: Can I slap my balls out of her hand?

Cashman: Focus Alex, if you could master this, you'll never be alone. Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. I feel the swirl is a great capper. I've used the pinch, but I find it a little presumptuous.

A-Rod: Is it a clockwise swirl?

Cashman: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone.

 
Welp, the Indians are certainly done for the year now.

CC Sabathia is a Brewer now. Wierd as you would think he would have went to a big market team, when in fact Milwaukee is one of the lowest.

Good pick up for them and we got some prospects, but won't do shit this year or anytime soon I imagine. Rebuilding phase has begun! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
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