**The MLB Thread**

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Wow the Yankees outfield looks bad.

Their whole team looks like shit.

Look at their infield- the lesser of the Molina triplets is catching, Giambi, arguably the worst first baseman in the league (and his greased up hair), Cano, who's batting -.023 (yes, negative, it's possible for DON'T YA KNOW ROBBIE CANO!!), Derek Jeter, who does his backhand pirouette whether or not the opportunity presents itself, and Morgan Endsberg at third (yes, he's still alive).

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I hope they purposely leave John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman in the announcers booth when they demolish that shitheap.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

oh my gawd...Roger was in another woman's box

goodness gracious

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

he cheats on and off the field //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

I'm watching this game and Santiago hits a bloop double and Cabrera hits a triple to right field. Damon just totally missed the bloop hit by Santiago, and Abreu, I don't know what the hell he was doing.

I think the cutest thing in the world is watching Johnny Damon throw. He's such a Sally.

And Bobby Abreau looks like a Smurf-

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

destroy and rebuild bishes

thats what ya Skanks get for winning the WS in Shea

bastids lol

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Their whole team looks like shit.
Look at their infield- the lesser of the Molina triplets is catching, Giambi, arguably the worst first baseman in the league (and his greased up hair), Cano, who's batting -.023 (yes, negative, it's possible for DON'T YA KNOW ROBBIE CANO!!), Derek Jeter, who does his backhand pirouette whether or not the opportunity presents itself, and Morgan Endsberg at third (yes, he's still alive).

Every time I see Jeter field a routine ground ball and throw the runner out a first I expect a Tiger Woodsesque fist pump.

These Yankees make me happy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

My good friend is a Yankees fan. I rile him up once in awhile. Looks like I will have to give him more shit.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

where is Beat at?

Church > joo

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

BTW...how do you walk a pitcher both times you face him? lol

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

"While the Diamondbacks are playing well at home, they haven't recently against the Mets at Chase Field. Arizona snapped a 13-game home losing streak to New York with a 3-1 win there on May 6 in the teams' most recent meeting"

Mets should play in Arizona more often //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Jose Reyes

4 for 5

2 triples and 3 runs scored and a stolen base

DBacks:

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

embarrassing game by the Mets today

we were very sloppy (ex: Delgado and his missed ground ball which led to 2 runs)

our pitching sucked too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

The Mets are 15 out of 17 in AZ these past couple of seasons...both losses came from Pelfrey //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

At least we hit off Webb //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Santana today!!

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Mets take 2 of 3 against the best team in the league

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the bullpen blows Santana's lead yet again lol...that is 3 games he shouldve won

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Will Griffey end up back in Seattle //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif