the limerick thread

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

I've proven that I can haiku

I can make limericks too

This a new thread

The rules will be read

So don't be a filthy Jew

Click to read more...

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

and the rules for a limerick are?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

the rules will be as follows

He who breaks them swallows

Reply in limericks only

Or you wl be lonely

Break the rules and you will wallow

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

and the rules for a limerick are?

Only time I'm breaking the rules... Rhyme scheme AABBA. Easier than haiku //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i understand the rules,

but will these other fools?

they'll try to play

and then they'll pay

with an internet kick to the jewels

 

[Bigpimpin91 10+ year member]

What the f is this shiz

I'm about to go take a whiz

I'm sitting at a computer

Wish I was on the Pooper

Now I go drain the Liz'

 

[ughhibye 10+ year member]

There was a man called Dave

Who kept a dead wh*** in a cave

He said "I admit

I am a bit of a shit

But think of the money I save".

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

its time for me to go to bed

before i leave i'd like some head

i tell that ***** please

get on your knees

and then i'll close this thread

i'll place my balls upon her chin

she'll wrap her lips around my skin

and after awhile

i'll start to smile

giving facials ftw!

 

[mikey7182 10+ year member]

There are some who seek after DeeBeez

And others with Seas in the trees

But for all who come here,

It is perfectly clear

That your time is most spent on your knees!

 

[Bigpimpin91 10+ year member]

its time for me to go to bed

i'll place my balls upon her chin

she'll wrap her lips around my skin

and after awhile

i'll start to smile

giving facials ftw!

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[ughhibye 10+ year member]

There once was a man from Bel Air,

Who was doing his girl on the stair.

When the banister broke,

He doubled his stroke,

And finished her off in mid-air.

 

[ughhibye 10+ year member]

There was a young fellow named perkin

Who was always jerkin his gherkin

His father said perkin

Stop jerkin your gherkin

Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno

Said *** is one thing I do know

Women are fine

And sheep are divine

But llamas are numero uno!

There was a lady from Vanvaper

Who wiped her butt with brown paper;

The paper was thin,

Her fingers slipped in,

She no longer used that brown paper.

There once was a girl from Decator

who was laid by a big alligator

nobody knew

the results of that screw

'cuz after he laid her, he ate her.

old mother hubbard

went to the cupboard

to get her poor dog a bone

but when she bent over

rover took over

and gave a bone of her own!

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

my girl aint around to give me head

so i just went straight to bed

i turned my frown

upside down

and rubbed one out instead

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

at this point tyler seems to be win

his poems are full to the brim

of stories of blokes

and dirty jokes

but im about to beat him

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

tomorow morning when i wake

and and i have a chance to think

ill come to the top

my smarts will pop

and the win i will take.