That Ish I Dont Like

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

There's three things I don't like. 1. Hot Beer

2. Cold Women

3. Jeff Gordon

now thats what im talking about.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

boiled egg would be to easy. stick a raw egg in your ass without breaking it and i'll give you $100.

Carrey plays a cop, his wife left him for a black midget limo driver, and all his kids are black, and he raised them. theres a scene near the beginning where theres a barbecue and his kids are young and swimming in a pool, and his cop buddy said something along the lines of "you ever notice how they have a year round tan"...Then picks up a long summer sausage off the grill and was like "cmon" because carrey was in denial that they weren't his.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

just saw previews to a new show, 'Blindspot". chicks hot.

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

I hate when you sit down on the toilet, have a good shit, sweeping the net with your phone, you get done and notice NO TOILET PAPER!!!!

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I hate it when im at the liqour store and just picking up a couple 24oz beers and the cashier puts them in a black plastic bag and i have to take them out and put them in paper sleeves that are right there on the counter. im drinking that **** now

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I hate it when im at the liqour store and just picking up a couple 24oz beers and the cashier puts them in a black plastic bag and i have to take them out and put them in paper sleeves that are right there on the counter. im drinking that **** now

my *****

 

[AnthonyO 10+ year member]

I hate when your getting head. And right when your about there, she stops. Makes you wanna rip her throat out.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

Carrey plays a cop, his wife left him for a black midget limo driver, and all his kids are black, and he raised them. theres a scene near the beginning where theres a barbecue and his kids are young and swimming in a pool, and his cop buddy said something along the lines of "you ever notice how they have a year round tan"...Then picks up a long summer sausage off the grill and was like "cmon" because carrey was in denial that they weren't his.

And he tells him that sausage is no bigger than the boys you know what.....then starts cutting up the sausage with his flat utinsel in the BBQ grill.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

And he tells him that sausage is no bigger than the boys you know what.....then starts cutting up the sausage with his flat utinsel in the BBQ grill.

Towards the end of the movie, he finally tears off the tape on his bottom chin and the guys like....holyshit. daddy gotta butthole on his chin. Yup, he can wipe his *** and blow his nose at the same time!!

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Towards the end of the movie, he finally tears off the tape on his bottom chin and the guys like....holyshit. daddy gotta butthole on his chin. Yup, he can wipe his *** and blow his nose at the same time!!

lol

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Synthetic amphetamines fuck you up //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

That's that shit I don't like anymore.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

broke another whore shoe today. hate it.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

broke another whore shoe today. hate it.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

the fuck

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

You broke more than her shoe