tappin vs tha prep

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

So, anywayz, Monday nite. I get a call from Sommer, this light-skinned honey, sayin she wants to see me but she wit her man and some friends and cant get away. NP there, I’ll just come to where you are, I say. She begins to protest but I hang up on tha hoe before she can. I kno she will be buyin my Mike’s Hard Lemonades soon as I get there, yo. Don’t matter what gimp she with.

when i bust up in tha place every head at tha table whips around to catch a peek. might be tha 47 inch chest that's blastin through my L.A. Galaxy track jacket. might be tha Gucci Guilty. i dunno. what i do kno is these dudes are fixated on the masterpiece (3.5% body fat) that everyone knows simply by, Tappin.

Giving Sommer the daps as she eagerly comes to greet me i say, "aw snap..snap! whattap babe! you bailin on this fool or what?!"

As a smirk spreads across her face she looks to tha ground and replies, "oh you kno i cant! just try and be sweet."

Interrupting our conversation her dude comes up to me with an extended hand, smiling up at me he says, "hi, nice to meet you, I'm Brennen. Welcome! Ive heard a lot about you."

part II coming......

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[TaylorFade 10+ year member]

pins and needles.

 

[kat_black181 10+ year member]

Oh wow.... lol

 

[av83 10+ year member]

on the edge of my seat, yo.

 

[Truman 10+ year member]

Your a *** for drinking mikes hard lemonade.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Your a *** for drinking mikes hard lemonade.

is that you Brennen?

 

[Truman 10+ year member]

is that you Brennen?

No. Just an observer that's questioning your manhood.

 

[av83 10+ year member]

 

[Truman 10+ year member]

As stated in my rap, this is what I make people do.

 

[jteske88 10+ year member]

Are you serious? Did you watch malibu's most wanted over and over just to study what a wigger is? your 47 inch bird chest prolly would of gotten laid out if you step to her while he watching. But what do i know? I must know, do you get drunk off a six pack of mike's? Man you big guy im so jelly.

 

[TaylorFade 10+ year member]

FUBU should be called FUBC. You reckon any black people are actually involved in the production of that clothing?

Hmm... I should start a FWBW clothing line. I'll call it... Brooks Brothers.

White boy pimpin.

 

[Truman 10+ year member]

Are you serious? Did you watch malibu's most wanted over and over just to study what a wigger is? your 47 inch bird chest prolly would of gotten laid out if you step to her while he watching. But what do i know? I must know, do you get drunk off a six pack of mike's? Man you big guy im so jelly.

Thank you.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

lol anyone that thinks his stories are real is retarded. lol

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Ah yeah!! Finally, something good to read today. I am hoping for some tag team action with Brennan's sister and Mom, or maybe some chest popping and locking in Brennan's face till he cowards away defeated and heartbroken over you and another dude DP'ing his lady in front of him. No matter what happens, I am tuned in!!!

 

[Boomsday 10+ year member]

silly new ppl dont know tappin, do work pimp