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[timaishu 10+ year member]

is it your avatar now?

Yea I guess so. My signature just doubled in size also.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

i ran into this guy atleast 6 times in the last hour

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Stranger: mp.net?

You: hell how may i **** you?

You: np

You: no

You: ca.com

You: jesus

Stranger: carry on

You: lol

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[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

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You: Hey

Stranger: Shi

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

You: not rick rolling me *****

Stranger: **** :noel:

You: provide a good link next time

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You: omg

You: it is you

You: i have been looking for you

Stranger: i never said that

You: what do you mean

Stranger: i don't know

You: you told me you wanted to **** me

Stranger: i'm out of clever things to say

Stranger: UH OH

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[M Cook 10+ year member]

This thread should stay alive forever, its great...

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

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You: i just farted

Stranger: Hello

You: it smells real bad

Stranger: Son

Stranger: I'm very proud of you

You: thanks dad?

Stranger: Now

You: now what sir?

Stranger: why don't you come over here and play with my dick

Stranger: like we did when your were younger

You: i heard in school that its called ******

You: my teacher told me it was bad

You: its it really bad? or is it normal

Stranger: Well, your teacher also smokes meth

You: im so confused //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

You: !!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: so come over here and put my **** in your mouth

You: liar!!!! *cry*

You: i dont wannnnaaaaaa

You: im afraid

Stranger: **** it boy, your going to **** my dick or I'm going to have to **** your mom

You: nooooooooooo. im gonna kill u if u hurt her!

You: yea well, your dick is too small to fit in my mouth

Stranger: Then get your *** over here and bend over

You: hah!

You: fine

You: my puckered butt hole is ready

Stranger: You were ****ing someone else weren't you

Stranger: who was it

You: .>

You: uhhhhhh

You: .....

Stranger: your meth addict teacher?

You: maybe..

You: but

Stranger: you ****ing *****

Stranger: I have no son

You: wahhhhhhhhh

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lmfao

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: Hello

You: is this who i think it is

Stranger: I don't know guess?

You: the stupid **** that shit on my lawn

You: you ****ing bastard

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[RKPsk8er 10+ year member]

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You: Kiss my hand, filthy peasant.

Stranger: yesh me lord

You: excellent

You: anal?

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[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

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You: hi

Stranger: Hello

You: date?

You: me?

Stranger: Maybe tomorrow

You: rough *** tonight?

You: emotionless?

You: you can choke me

 

[undeadxsunshine 10+ year member]

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You: ca.com FTMFW

Stranger: uses volt tackle!

You: will it give me mad deebeees

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[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

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You: knock knock

Stranger: WHO'S THERE

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Never gonna run around and desert you!

Never gonna make you cry!

Never gonna say goodbye!

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lolz

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

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Stranger: quick, most profane thing you can think of

You: hi

You: big giant penis ( mine) in a mouth ( yours)

Stranger: hmmm

You: CA.com

Stranger: you gay?

You: I can go either way!

Stranger: ****

Stranger: never tried

You: it's fun!

You: 3 ways have never beeen better!

Stranger: i don't want to catch canceraids

You: no chancew!

Stranger: w?

You: typo

You: double wrap it!!!!!

Stranger: i think i could get sucked, but not sure i could ****

You: and why the hell not!!!!! it's rude not to pay 'em back!

Stranger: hmm

You: you like dope?

Stranger: yeah

You: sweet

Stranger: dope is fine

You: how do you take it?

Stranger: shrooms too

Stranger: i make spaghetti man

You: I mean, bong or j?

You: anyone can make spaghetti!

You: monkies can make it

Stranger: anyone can roll a j

Stranger: it's not hard

You: not ture at all!

You: it takes practice!

Stranger: i came out of the ****ing womb knowing how to roll a j

You: hell nah!

Stranger: hell yeah!

You: no way! took me a few times...

Stranger: i extract it in alcohol, and inject it into my eyes

Stranger: instant hit man

You: ahhh, new way to try it!

You: rusty needle?

ahaha...law and order??? that chick ( the black older mother) looks just like a monkey from planet of the apes!!!!

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

Lol I got sent a chris hansen one.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

ive been talking to some girl that lives by me apparently