Strange choice of names for a child.

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

This is kind of stupid but thought I would share it just to see other's opinions.

Some long time friends of mine just had a baby boy that was born this morning. I went to the hospital to see everybody, and catch a glimpse of junior. Everything is okay, I talked to everybody. Then proceeded outside the hospital to smoke a cigarette with my friend. We're standing there shooting the proverbial chit. When I asked " So what are you going to name junior ? " his response " We decided to name him Man " I kind of chuckled thinking he was joking. Turns out he was dead serious. Not Manfred, just MAN. So the child's name is Man Chylde

last name pronounced just like child. I was afraid to ask about the middle name //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

Haha

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

And? lol

Used to know 3 bothers whose names were Star, Storm, and Cloud. Their parents were hippies.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Seven

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

So essentially the kid's name is man-child??

Sad...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

he's THE MAN!

Finally we can say, "The MAN got me down yo!"

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

And? lol
Used to know 3 bothers whose names were Star, Storm, and Cloud. Their parents were hippies.

Hippy names gotta love em, I have many friends with hippy parents. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Patrick Simmons 10+ year member]

I feel for him at school, he has no chance.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i knew somebody who was named shithead. pronounced shi-theed not shit head

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

So essentially the kid's name is man-child??
Sad...

Yep, that's the part that got me. I picture the child being either a wrestler or a **** star when he grows up. He has the name allready //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

i knew somebody who was named shithead. pronounced shi-theed not shit head

I have a friend, whom I went to high school with. His name is Bleu Tool. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif oy vey, he he had a rough childhood. I still laugh sometimes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

a girl at my school was named ashley semen. pronounced and spelled the same way

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

My parents next door neighbor's last name is BUTTE pronounced Butt. Always thought that was amusing as a kid. A couple of years ago, at my parents Christmas party. I discovered the wifes name was Ophelia. Was too drunk to put two and two together at the time. Went to the waffle house with some friends later that night. And out of no where it hit me. Her name is Ophelia Butte , must of been the alcohol but I couldn't stop laughing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

that is rough

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

There was a lady in my elemetary school named Semen.

I have a friend, whom I went to high school with. His name is Bleu Tool. oy vey, he he had a rough childhood. I still laugh sometimes

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