Stranded Whales !!!!!!

[more_spl 10+ year member]

i was at the beach today and then i decided to put on my system and then i put in a bass mekanik cd that played freq's from 1-20Hz, over and over, for 5 mins... its called the SubSonicSong. when the song was done i looked onto the beacvh becuz a large crowd of people had gathered near the water..... i ran down there to see what was the big stir all about.. there were 5 whales that came and got stuck in the shallow water ..

they got called in by my low freq. range song.. and now the government is making me pay for the whales. and i asked if i can keep them but they said no, they are going to the local sushi bar.. but now i have no system becuz i had to trade it in to pay for the whales, which i found out were the last 5 whales in the world, and now the whales have gone

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[Bumpin03 10+ year member]

when the song was done i looked onto the beacvh becuz a large crowd of people had gathered near the water..... i ran down there to see what was the big stir all about.. there were 5 whales that came and got stuck in the shallow water

hard to believe

and now the government is making me pay for the whales. and i asked if i can keep them but they said no, they are going to the local sushi bar.. but now i have no system becuz i had to trade it in to pay for the whales

harder to believe

which i found out were the last 5 whales in the world, and now the whales have gone

hardest to believe

if they were the last 5 whales in the world i think they would have them secure in a state park or something somewhere. even if they really were....i don't think selling your system would be enough money to pay for 5 endangered whales

 

[khi 10+ year member]

haha i dunno man....

thats REALLY hard to believe..

 

[geonn 10+ year member]

i wish i could be cool like that but umm i guess ill make a cool story too i was down yander near lake huron here in michigan and the carp were runnin and they all came runnin to my ultra low bass and uhh they died too i think. ahh shit i guess my storys not as cool as his alwell

 

[Big-Cat 10+ year member]

well...you had me going for a while...