Story of a lifetime (updated)

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

Funny how I can single handedly ruin a thread huh?

Any of yall ever taste Shrimp etouffee?

 

[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Funny how I can single handedly ruin a thread huh?Any of yall ever taste Shrimp etouffee?

This thread was shit from the beginning you narcissist.

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

This thread was shit from the beginning you narcissist.

kmsl. if you say so.. shrimp is the ****..

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Well, in the last 24 hours, I've failed miserably with the ladies.

1. Last night tried texting one of my exes (the pregnant one) and seeing if she wanted to hang out tonight. Either she got a new number, or she didn't feel like texting me. One of my friends said that her boyfriend (also the supposed father of her unborn child) just broke up with her because she cheated on him. Figured she could use some company, but I guess not.

2. I'm back on good terms with the girl who gave me chlamydia. I sit next to her in class and we're all good now. She's back together with her boyfriend, but he's gone again, so I was going to see if she wanted to have some of me on the side again. Unfortunately, she had to work tonight :/

3. There's a hot girl in my gym class. Was going to ask her for her number today. As she walked past I tried talking to her, but she just kept walking.

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[gckless 5,000+ posts]

Lol. You're stupid.

 

[Massive spl]

Stop trying to get with girls that have Boyfriends ... Bad fvcking karma bro.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Lol. You're stupid.

I know

Stop trying to get with girls that have Boyfriends ... Bad fvcking karma bro.

Not girls plural really... but yeah it probably is

In any case, I wasn't successful during the past 24 hours

Gotta think of who else I can try

 

[Massive spl]

I know


Not girls plural really... but yeah it probably is

In any case, I wasn't successful during the past 24 hours

Gotta think of who else I can try

To desperate, gotta play it cool and let the hoes flock to you.

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

I'm laid back.. I like to hit them outta nowhere with the charm.. Usually don't approach ******* I give um that eye and if they come over I **** um in the back seat.

If you really want some *****. But be direct but be decent about it..

Don't be like hey **** wanna ****?

Say corny **** like. Wow I don't know if I could live without getting to know you. Hoes live corny **** like that.. Oh and when you do approach the make sure they are you and your looking into there syes as you approach.. Confidence.

Thank god I never got anything.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

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[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

To desperate, gotta play it cool and let the hoes flock to you.

That's how it's happened with the past 4 girls I've porked. They came on to me, I didn't seek them out or make the first approach.

Right now, I don't feel like waiting for someone to come to me. There's a girl on the track team that I might try to get to know next week.

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

That's how it's happened with the past 4 girls I've porked. They came on to me, I didn't seek them out or make the first approach.
Right now, I don't feel like waiting for someone to come to me. There's a girl on the track team that I might try to get to know next week.

since your dad wont do it let me tell you something that will help you man.

Stop being a insecure lil *****, you don't need a girl man. your 17. work on being a good man first then the ladies will want to be with a real man who has his **** together.. dont let your friends influence you and don't jump into anything fast. its just gonna **** your head up b..

don't mean do go tag some **** but make sure you focus on you FIRST..

 

[Uncle Snake]

I'm new here and not trying to **** anyone off but bro, the collective gene pool appreciates your lack of skillz.......

 

[Papermaker85 5,000+ posts]

I'm new here and not trying to **** anyone off but bro, the collective gene pool appreciates your lack of skillz.......

thanks.. i know im the ****..

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

since your dad wont do it let me tell you something that will help you man.Stop being a insecure lil *****, you don't need a girl man. your 17. work on being a good man first then the ladies will want to be with a real man who has his **** together.. dont let your friends influence you and don't jump into anything fast. its just gonna **** your head up b..

don't mean do go tag some **** but make sure you focus on you FIRST..

First of all don't bring up my dad.

It's one thing to tell someone to stop being insecure, it's another thing to stop being insecure. You don't just decide, "hey, I'm not going to let things bother me anymore"

You don't know what I want. It's easy to give advice to strangers over the internet.