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so i was up in fort collins (bigass college town) and just cruisin around with my buddy. some moron in a brand new F150 pulls out in front of me and proceeds to drive about 12 mph. i wanted to honk at him right then but i remembered that theres a set of train tracks that runs across the road we were on. anyway we get to the train tracks and the gates are up, the lights ARENT flashing and this dude is creeping along lookin left right left right left right....then finally starts to roll across. naturally i did what anyone with a train horn and a cruel heart would do.......i emptied half the tank through the hb4h's! its a proven fact a new f150 WILL lay rubber across a railroad crossing
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There's a traffic intersection in my town where the northbound traffic light has an additional green arrow light for left turns. Of course, it's timed so that left arrow comes on FIRST allowing those folks to turn left, before the green light turns and both directions can proceed.
You know what happens: 2 or 3 cars try to sneak through on left turns after the light turns green for both directions, and the impatient fvcks are cutting directly in front of oncoming traffic.
Yesterday I'm in my truck and I'm the first vehicle on the other side of the intersection, my light is red and the oncoming traffic has the green left arrow. At that point, I'm smiling because I know exactly how this is going to go down. My light turns green and off I go. 3 cars in the other direction are still proceeding through on left turns, cutting directly in front of me. By the time I get midway across the intersection I'm bearing down on the 3rd car, a compact, and he's riding the a$$ of the car in front of him to squeeze through. I'm right on top of him, and I BLAST HIM with a good 3 second shot from my new hornblaster K5LA. I see this guy physically twist around in his car seat...... like "HOLY !$%@ SH1T !!!!
Didn't expect THAT did'ja buddy ...............
You'll think TWICE before doing THAT again, won'tcha pal ............
Priceless.
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Well it was about 10oclock at night. and I was driving home and still on campus. Its a 2 lane street with a small median in between. Well I see this young couple, looked to be freshman and they were about to walk across the street. so I give them the old hand gesture to cross. Well anyway they get onto the median and literally 3 feet away from my car and I blast em. for like 3 continuous seconds. They both screamed, they guy jumped probably 2 feet in the air, and for the girl HAHA she ducked down into the fetal position. It was the best, by far scare that I have ever given. I laugh to this day just thinking about it. I WISH I had my camera to capture that epic moment
