Steps to Glorious Madness

[elementxero 10+ year member]

Step 1 - Get wasted on absinthe.

Step 2 - Take and pass a Microsoft Certification exam.

Step 3 - Come home, drink hefeweisen, and watch football. Your team wins.

Step 4 - Go to http://www.pandora.com, and start a station based on this seed "Kronos Quartet"

Step 5 - Go back to absinthe, and light the sugar cube on fire as you make it, feeling infused with the desperately beautiful expression of the Kronos Quartet and similar ensembles.

Step 6 - Sit back, and for a second, understand the depth of life and the flaws in yourself and why they too, are but a tiny part of a wonderful and pathetic complete.

Step 6.5 - ????

Step 7 - Profit.

Step 8 - Post.....

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[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

weird..

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

stupid druggie.

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

stupid druggie.

If its American Absinthe, it has no drugs.

 

[Memphis4L 10+ year member]

fail

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Thread is full of all kinds of fail.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

indeed

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

stupid druggie.

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[elementxero 10+ year member]

stupid druggie.

Well, put. I'd like to see your MENSA card.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

If its American Absinthe, it has no drugs.

It does now, they lifted that restriction on french imports.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

However I will be the first to admit that this thread is retarded.